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Minnesota - I don’t talk like the people in the movie Fargo, and I wasn’t raised on a freaking farm.
California- I’m blond and every other word out of my pretty, pink lips is ‘like’, ‘oh my god’, ‘whatever’, ‘I know right?’, or anything else that can be used in a text.
Indiana .. “Wait, what the fuck is Indiana? Is that like a subdivision?”
Indiana….wait where the fuck is Indiana?
AUSTRALIA: I ride my kangaroo to school, and I say g’day to everyone I see!
MASSACHUSETTS: I’m a preppy rich bitch.
California- I’m blond...every other word out of my pretty, pink lips is ‘like’, ‘oh my...
warm… In Canada:
Vancouver: we’re a bunch of pot-heads, and no class riot-ers.
California: We all live on the beach and surf, and can’t go five feet without running into a celebrity.
aww mate, don’t forget
I use a Kangaroo (called Skippy) to get me places, all I live...is Vegemite, I live...
CANADA: We all live in igloos, ride on polar bears, play hockey, and eat bacon and maple syrup for breakfast
Kansas: Our entire state is flat and we all wear cowboy boots
Texas: We all say “ya’ll” and are considered gramatically inccorect. We’re ALWAYS in fucking western get up gear. And we...
LAS VEGAS: Everyone lives in Hotels//Casinos.
all women are prostitutes, everyone drinks and has sex and goes to bars all the time.
PHILIPPINES: We are all flat-n0sed, and we eat plenty of rice for breakfast, lunch and dinner. (^_^)
Kuwait: WE are filthy rich and we have women as sex slaves
I ride a horse to school.
Malaysia: Apparently we live in trees.
The Netherlands: we wear clogs instead of shoes
AUSTRALIA: WE RIDE KANGAROOS INSTEAD OF CARS
Washington: We all love coffee.
Dundee, Scotland: We’re all ginger, eat haggis and are teenage parents.
Holland: I live next to cows and wear clogs.
Pennsylvania: We’re all hicks and farmers
Laredo, Texas: Its a Zeta/Drug Cartel War zone. I beg to differ.